When night falls, Sandy has written his self-criticism and is lying on his bed to ask for his reward.
「Ding — Congratulations, Host. You gain 200 ??, 150 EXP, a concentrated linear function knowledge, a free chance for an epic lottery draw (SS), 5 gems and the chance to challenge the linear function (grade: two star ★★) in next period.」
Listening to the wonderful sound of the system, Sandy checks his system panel.
「System panel：?」
But it suddenly gets stuck. “Please receive your concentrated knowledge first.” the system’s words appear near Sandy’s ears.
“What? There you go again... It’s time to sleep!”
“Then go to sleep!”(then is "na" in Chinese.Hearafter the same.)
“I don’t sleep. I like studying.” Sandy really wants to know his strength (shi li) (I guess you want to, too). “Alright, start!”
The basic process is like before, but this time it is quick and he never feels desperate — even, it is so easy.
“What? So fast? I didn’t feel a thing.”
“You learned this in junior high, okay?”
“So, will my INT be increased?”
“No.”
“... I'd say you don’t know Mount Tai even if you had eyes!”
“Can you see my eyes?”
“No, but don’t you have eyes?”
“Then you can stop asking for rewards.”
“Grass!” Sandy shouts an angry curse. “Where is the system panel?”
「System panel:
Name: Sandy (SB)... (When he looks here, he uses his fingers to block it (“SB” two letters and continues to look down)
Level: 5 INT: 73... EXP: 0/100 Status: SBing(He repeats the operation as he did before.)
Money: 250......」
“I also have a clue of a legendary task and Confucius’ draft paper (fake) (SS)...... and I haven’t used the gems either,” Sandy is thinking inside......
「Ding — Detecting Host has arrived at Level 5, unlock the exploration skill (tan ce shu).」
“I almost forgot that. When other people get the system, they unlock it immediately. What the hell are you doing?”
“I say I forgot it, do you believe?”
“Believe your Japanese (ghost, “gui”)”
“Oh! You also have a chance for an epic lottery draw (SS), do you want to start now?”
“Don’t change the topic...... Who doesn’t want a free one?”
「Ding — Congratulations, Host! You obtain 50 ??, a bottle of focus potion (yao shui) (1h), 9 gems.」
“En? Why aren’t there any stationery items? You’re doing this on purpose!”
“Guess!”
“......” Sandy is speechless (wu yu).
“Now you have 250 ??, it’s like you, and you can explore with your exploration skill now.”
“Please, it’s time to sleep now.”
“I didn’t ask you to do it right now!”
“?” Sandy is completely dumbfounded (confused) “What the hell are you saying — the cow’s head doesn’t match the horse’s mouth.”
Sandy was messed with all night and finally made it through to the next day.
On his way to class, he uses his exploration skill on others constantly; it can check others’ INT, Strength and Glamour.
In Chinese class, he uses detection on the Chinese teacher.
「Chinese teacher: INT: 86 Strength: 70 Glamour: 78」
“Cai! Just a little smarter than me.”
Sandy seizes the opportunity to use detection on the top student of the grade, who is also a big beauty and is wooed (pursued,zhui qiu) by many boys.
「Janet: INT: 89 strength: 72 Glamour: 91」
“Wo Cao! NB! No wonder she’s the top of the grade and good-looking too.”
Sandy uses it throughout the entire class, finally he turns his gaze to his deskmate (Let’s name him—Buzz) “I nearly forgot to use detection on you.”
「Buzz: INT: ? Strength: 83 Glamour: 78」
“What the F*? What’s wrong with his INT?”
“Dear master! If the person whom you use detection on is too different from yours, the detection will fail.”
“It seems that Buzz’s INT is too low...”
This is Sandy’s survival after a disaster — fighting with the function. Maybe you think Sandy will enjoy the happiness before when you look at the title, but misfortune may actually be a blessing in disguise (Just like Sai Weng lost his horse—who knows if it isn’t a happyness?).
In the next chapter, he will face the next task — or the challenge, a very, very, very difficult challenge. And the clue for the legendary task will finally find its use. Stay tuned!
(PS: Can you spot my story mode? — Do tasks — Receive rewards — Next task — ... It sounds a bit bad......I will make some changes.
Besides, I’ve added Janet and Buzz—given them names. I don’t want to complicate the character relationships, but it’s good for plot development.)
为了调动大家的积极性（其实是听了deepseek的建议），基于毒舌系统hh在本章故意恶搞我们的主角，我要来提问了 ---你觉得hh应该继续坑Sandy吗？A.往死里坑 B.偶尔做个人
还有文中有两句Then开头的我得再强调一下是那的意思，这样才更好get到，还有文中括号（）里面的一般都是中文拼音，提示，英译英，突然想补充的还有最后的PS（一些我想问的还有想说的）
另外，deepseek还让我搞个英语知识小课堂，让宝子们看完小说还能学成而归，我觉得挺好的，那我就来个吧??塞翁失马焉知非福??A blessing in disguise. / Misfortune may be an actual blessing.
最后，感谢宝子们的支持
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第9章 Survival after a disaster